ora si! ya les cayo el chahuistle! (como se escriba ¬¬)

Category: , , By Elros Lúinwë

Les traigo amor, les traigo paz, les traigo felicidad... PFFF!!! GUAKA GUAKA!! noooo ni mergas!! les traigo horror!, les traigo verguenzas! y... una risirijilla visual...

Primero el horror!

"querido blog fijate que el otro dia vi un perro y me acorde de que nunca tuve un perro y que cuando me iban a regalar uno mi mama dijo que si pero que yo lo iba a tener que cuidar y bañar y alimentar y sacar a pasear y jugar con el y me acorde que le dije que no porque yo nunca quise tener perro...y tambien, el otro dia estaba bieeeen triste y pues lo posteo porque como no tengo amigos con quien platicar pues no me queda mas que hacerme el sufrido aqui... ah y la otra vez vi un carro azul..."

Bueno, despues de burlarme un poco de las realmente pateticas personas que ponen ese tipo de cosas en sus blogs, les traigo la verguenza-enza-enza...

Primero que nada les dare una clase de lenguas antiguas... este arte perdido que tanta fascinacion causa a linguistas de todo el mundo, las palabras adquieren un significado impresionante al aplicarseles esta herramienta verbal pasada de generacion en generacion por los paisas del mundo...

El formato que usare para ayudar a acentuar el impacto cultural de lo que veran sera el siguiente: Fonetica -> Caligrafia

Juan Sentado -> Documents and Settings

Yisus Agüair -> Jesus Aguirre

Compiuri -> Computadora

Yaju -> google.com

Ahora si, despues de un bueeeeeeen rato sin postear ahi van unas Paisaventuras!
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Agente: Con quien tengo el gusto de hablar?

Paisa: Yo...
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Agente: Ok, señor, la pregunta de seguridad del sistema es "Cual es su restaurante favorito?"

Paisa: El basurero de mi vecino
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Agente: Ya pusimos la contraseña señor?

Paisa: Si, pero la que le puse no es la de mi correo, importa?
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Agente: Mire, lo que estoy viendo en el sistema es que hay problema con la señal...

Paisa: Oiga y si cambio la compiuri de cuarto?
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Agente: Estoy hablando con el Sr. Godinez?

Paisa: No, soy Alberto Godinez...
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Paisa: Oiga! no tengo interné!!

Agente: Que le aparece cuando intenta abrir la pagina de yahoo por ejemplo?

Paisa: Pues me deja entrar, pero no me sale la arroba! ( @ )
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Paisa: Oiga! no tengo interné!!

Agente: Que le aparece cuando intenta abrir la pagina de yahoo por ejemplo?

Paisa: No me aparece nada, nomas una pantalla azul que me dice que inicie sesion y me pide un pasgüor! y pus no me lo se oiga! yo nunca le puse nada de eso!
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Bien, ya fueron educados en lenguas muertas y estudiaron la complejidad de su arbol racional, ahora veran uno de sus mas grandes inventos... Primero den click AQUI para que vean como eran las cosas antes de ESTE maravilloso descubrimiento cientifico...

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